Never-Ending Saga of Conspiracy Theories : Ah, the latest installment in the never-ending saga of conspiracy theories, where reality takes a backseat and imagination runs wild. Brace yourselves for a rollercoaster ride through the realms of absurdity! So, according to the latest news from the “Baxter Dmitry News Network,” Pfizer has allegedly admitted to sprinkling some “nanobots” into their mRNA vaccines. These microscopic marvels apparently possess the power to permanently alter DNA, connecting unwitting recipients to the grand network of the internet. Move over, Elon Musk, because Pfizer is apparently the new pioneer in human cyborg technology!
Zelensky’s Cry for Help: Ukraine’s Quest to Be the Next Israel : Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has taken a leaf out of Israel's playbook, but instead of hummus recipes, he's after air defense assistance. In a move that's raising eyebrows faster than you can say "conflict escalation," Zelensky is practically begging the West to treat Ukraine like it's the Promised Land.