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Never-Ending Saga of Conspiracy Theories

Never-Ending Saga of Conspiracy Theories: Ah, the latest installment in the never-ending saga of conspiracy theories, where reality takes a backseat and imagination runs wild. Brace yourselves for a rollercoaster ride through the realms of absurdity! So, according to the latest news from the “Baxter Dmitry News Network,” Pfizer has allegedly admitted to sprinkling some “nanobots” into their mRNA vaccines. These microscopic marvels apparently possess the power to permanently alter DNA, connecting unwitting recipients to the grand network of the internet. Move over, Elon Musk, because Pfizer is apparently the new pioneer in human cyborg technology!

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